[SimplySherri]

well today is the beginning of the end for either Jordan or Michele. Who will Kevin evict from the game?
Tonight's show is live. The first of the 3 part final HOH will begin as well.

[Mystycl]

thanks for the late night BORING stuff sassy and darth!!!! that had to be awful!
i watched about 30 mins of BBAD and could not take it any more!! It was excruciating!!!!!

[Darth Sethius]

....the crazy man is back , your key to the morning 'shits-n-giggles', with a few choicest one-liners

1) Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

2) It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

3) My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

4) Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

5) Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

6) A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

7) Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

8) Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

9) My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

10) I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

11) Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

12) With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

13) I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

14) There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

15) A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

16) I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.

And, here's some icing on the cake, here's some alternate definitions !!!

Classic: A book which people praise and don't read.

Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon

FRIENDLESS, adj. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense.

HOMICIDE, n. The slaying of one human being by another. There are four kinds of homocide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy, but it makes no great difference to the person slain whether he fell by one kind or another --the classification is for advantage of the lawyers.

Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.

DIPLOMACY, n. The patriotic art of lying for one's country.

Perseverance - a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.

Education: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.

Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

Optimism: The doctrine that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly, everything good, especially the bad, and everything right that is wrong. ... It is hereditary, but fortunately not contagious.

YEAR, n. A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.

PROPERTY, n. Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B. Whatever gratifies the passion for possession in one and disappoints it in all others. The object of man's brief rapacity and long indifference.

DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.

CARNIVOROUS, adj. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns.

Mad, adj.: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.

Ok, I'm all tapped out of jokes...back to my saner self for now

[Mystycl]

i dont like the saner self!
and we have a joke of the day thread that no one seems to read anymore

[Saint Dagame]

Last night production was trying to put enough doubt in Kevin's mind to keep Michele to which Natalie screamed to them to stop fucking with him. There was alot of monitor action during this tirade. In the end if he kept Michele Natalie threatened to

1) Not throw any of the competitions to him.
2) If sent out third turn Jessie and Russ vote against him.
3) Stab him in the neck with her twist tie ring.

[Mystycl]

Originally Posted by Saint Dagame

Last night production was trying to put enough doubt in Kevin's mind to keep Michele to which Natalie screamed to them to stop fucking with him. There was alot of monitor action during this tirade. In the end if he kept Michele Natalie threatened to

1) Not throw any of the competitions to him.
2) If sent out third turn Jessie and Russ vote against him.
3) Stab him in the neck with her twist tie ring.

so he was telling her what they said? idiot!
and what did you mean by "monitor action"? not enough coffee for my brain to work yet

[Darth Sethius]

now you may call her - bitchy or psycho or two-faced liar or simply someone full of hatred & vengeance...u can take your pick

BB gamers would call her full of perseverance, determination and ruthless - the desirable qualities for success

[Mystycl]

what-everrrrrr!

[Saint Dagame]

Originally Posted by Mystycl

so he was telling her what they said? idiot!
and what did you mean by "monitor action"? not enough coffee for my brain to work yet

She was wondering why he was even entertaining the thought and he said because the way they were leading him in the DR.

Monitor Action is instead of the fishes it's the control room

[Saint Dagame]

Originally Posted by Darth Sethius

now you may call her - bitchy or psycho or two-faced liar or simply someone full of hatred & vengeance...u can take your pick

BB gamers would call her full of perseverance, determination and ruthless - the desirable qualities for success

I'll take nasty little toe rag for $300 Alex