View Full Version : BB15 8/28/13 America, you wanted more BB and here you go.....Zinggggg


SassyGal
08-28-2013, 09:53 AM
Well cbs gave us what we asked for a longer summer if BB but the Zingggg is on us!

Aaryn you are so beautiful that everyone will want you at their party... a tar & feather party..Zinggggggggggg

Amanda you are such a loyal friend that your dog moved & left no forwarding address..Zinggggggg

Andy cbs needs you for a Christmas special....When an Elf goes rat Santa never takes him back..Zinggggggggg

McPizza Who needs Dominos to deliver when you have Amanda......Zinggggg

Elissa your jokes are so funny....NOT..Zinggg

GM Nick learned how to bust a move from you...he left no forwarding address..Zinggggg

Judd mmm mmmmm mmmmm mmm...what? ..Zingg

Spencer America sends a shout out....SHUT UP...Zinggggg



So I suck at the Zings!!

What ya gonna do Yaks?


Edited: I forgot to mention that Today is the 50th Anniversary of MLK's "I Have a Dream" speech

Shiny Beige
08-28-2013, 10:22 AM
You were kinder than these people deserve, but maybe you're just getting warmed up.

Tina
08-28-2013, 11:18 AM
I love them!!

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 11:34 AM
I thought you did pretty damn good, Sassy!

Yellowdog
08-28-2013, 11:38 AM
I'll give it a try. But I will tone it down from what I really want to say because I don't want to offend anybody.

Aaryn, you're a racist. Fuck you. Zinggggg

Amanda, you are vile and will drive away any person you come across because you are not worthy of anybody's love. You will be lonely your entire life and I'm pretty sure that you smell like the ocean at low tide. Fuck you. Zingggggg

Andy, you look like an elf that would constantly get beaten up in Elfville because even there you would look creepy. Fuck you. Zinggggg

McCrae, you are a pizza delivery boy but since you met Amanda that's not the most tragic thing about you. That's how sad your life is. Fuck you. Zinggggg

Elissa, when Rachel Reilly is in your family and she's not the most annoying person in the family, then you have problems. Stay off the valium, your brain is mush. Fuck you. Zinggggg

GM, Nick already forgot who you are. If you don't believe me, just axe him. Fuck you. Zingggggg

Judd, what? Fuck you. Zingggggg

Spencer, you have such little class that you couldn't hold a job on a railroad. A railroad!!! Fuck you. Zingggggg

Yellowdog
08-28-2013, 12:48 PM
Too soon?

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 01:31 PM
Nope, not too soon. More like---too funny! :roflmao:

Tina
08-28-2013, 01:32 PM
GM, Nick already forgot who you are. If you don't believe me, just axe him. Fuck you. Zingggggg

i especially love this one! lol

Cathy
08-28-2013, 01:36 PM
I especially love the "fuck you" for every one of them...lmao

requiem
08-28-2013, 01:51 PM
Only groan for the railroad comment :)

Otherwise I couldn't stop laughing!

19wingz
08-28-2013, 03:48 PM
And THIS is exactly why BB16 should be Yaks in the House!

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 04:54 PM
I couldn't be in the house with ya'll. I'd miss Duck Dynasty. :roflmao:

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:02 PM
Lexi and I are here! And they're going to show Manbitch acting nasty.

KaraokeDiva
08-28-2013, 05:03 PM
I wonder if we'll get to see psycho Amanda tonight.

Elizabeth
08-28-2013, 05:03 PM
I'm here too! I hope they show Amanda being as horrible as she really has been.

yoyo
08-28-2013, 05:04 PM
lets find out where judds head is at

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:04 PM
Lexi and I don't get to see BB tomorrow night thanks to football. It's not coming on until 12:37 am. Crap!

CappieSux
08-28-2013, 05:05 PM
This episode is such a double edge sword. McCranda gets off but nothing else goes her way...

yoyo
08-28-2013, 05:05 PM
they better show crazy amanda

19wingz
08-28-2013, 05:05 PM
I couldn't be in the house with ya'll. I'd miss Duck Dynasty. :roflmao:

The better response would have been you'd miss SYTYCD!!!

SassyGal
08-28-2013, 05:06 PM
oh my so many tears from Aaryn...............HA HA

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:06 PM
No wingz, cuz Duck Dynasty is on tonight. Oh well, duh, I guess I would miss SYTYCD.

Elizabeth
08-28-2013, 05:06 PM
So Aaryn thinks looking at Elissa is like looking into hell? Good grief!

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:08 PM
That was a funny start to a DR. :roflmao:

19wingz
08-28-2013, 05:08 PM
I'm bored already. lol

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:11 PM
Well this is cool. We can't stand Aaryn but we really liked when this happened.

Elizabeth
08-28-2013, 05:13 PM
Well this is cool. We can't stand Aaryn but we really liked when this happened.

Yep -- too bad we already know who won power of veto. What on earth was the comp that she managed to win it??

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:14 PM
Probably had to do with handling balls that were small as compared to the bigger balls in the HOH comp. So obviously McAss has a large penis and very small balls and that's what she's used to.

yoyo
08-28-2013, 05:17 PM
must bean eating in bed comp

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:17 PM
Oh good grief, aMANda, who do you think you are anyway? The Queen of Sheba?

CappieSux
08-28-2013, 05:17 PM
I loved how Spencer got pissed here too..Like why the fuck would Aaryn pick YOU. You're a fat fucking slob who throws every comp and does nothing.

"Other people are too scared" shows Andy. Soo hated, such a joke.

Funny how they aren't showing Spencer getting pissed. Spencer gets such a great BB edit. None of his vileness is ever shown. But shocker...all the women are shown as bitches.

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:17 PM
So I really need to see those two naked in the fucking shower. Seriously. I don't care.

yoyo
08-28-2013, 05:18 PM
spencer was full blown sexist idiot last night

19wingz
08-28-2013, 05:19 PM
I cannot believe I'm saying this ... but I am totally with GM on what she's telling Aaryn about AManda.

yoyo
08-28-2013, 05:19 PM
amanda said when she was a waitess t she had a rosa parks section in the back of the resteraunt for blacks

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:20 PM
I hope they show Elissa spitting out her soda.

Elizabeth
08-28-2013, 05:20 PM
So I really need to see those two naked in the fucking shower. Seriously. I don't care.

Well, at least we know that McRae showered.

SassyGal
08-28-2013, 05:20 PM
phone

19wingz
08-28-2013, 05:20 PM
amanda said when she was a waitess t she had a rosa parks section in the back of the resteraunt for blacks

Seriously????? WOW

yoyo
08-28-2013, 05:20 PM
elissa is the best lmao

CappieSux
08-28-2013, 05:21 PM
spencer was full blown sexist idiot last night

He's been one every night, and a racist and homophobe and anti-Semite. But has ANYTHING from him been shown? No, only the women are thrown under the bus.

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:21 PM
aMANda always has to have a way to spread her legs apart. Look at how she put her foot up on the chair. Go GM!

Mystycl
08-28-2013, 05:22 PM
i'm here..... been watching I HATE AMANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elizabeth
08-28-2013, 05:22 PM
Ooooo GM -- "bring it"!

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:22 PM
Hey McCrae you don't really need aMANda at all. Get your balls back and move on.

Mystycl
08-28-2013, 05:23 PM
when i start pulling for GM and Aaryn, you KNOW she's gotta be bad!!!!!

19wingz
08-28-2013, 05:23 PM
OMG. Elissa spitting her drink was hilarious.

And seriously, how DARE PEOPLE TALK without Amanda's holy presence?? Dear lawd.

Elizabeth
08-28-2013, 05:23 PM
when i start pulling for GM and Aaryn, you KNOW she's gotta be bad!!!!!

LOL Myst! My husband and I were just saying the same thing!

yoyo
08-28-2013, 05:24 PM
shes so messing with amandas head love elissa

CappieSux
08-28-2013, 05:24 PM
It's painful to hear her talk of backdooring AManda, at least when she wins veto we could see her delusions in trying to get GinaMarie.

Elizabeth
08-28-2013, 05:24 PM
I love that Elissa can't stop laughing.

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:24 PM
We love it when Elissa laughs in her crying ass face.

OMG, Lexi is making fun of aMANda crying. Oh good grief! It's so funny.

aztekpm
08-28-2013, 05:24 PM
LMFAOOOOOOO I love seeing poor poor sad Amanda and laughing Elissa!

yoyo
08-28-2013, 05:25 PM
they better do a live eviction tomorrow

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:26 PM
And we hope we hear all this shit about how Elissa has done the most horrible thing in laughing at someone who is hurting and oh so sad. As if the fat cow didn't do that a dozen times over the past few weeks.

yoyo
08-28-2013, 05:27 PM
amanda looks like she put on about 40 lbs in the house

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:27 PM
they better do a live eviction tomorrow

Well that's better than evicting them when they're dead, don't ya think? I mean how do they get the bodies out and propped up to talk to Julie. I'm obviously losing my mind.

yoyo
08-28-2013, 05:27 PM
i mean not taped grandma

yoyo
08-28-2013, 05:27 PM
as in edited

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:29 PM
i mean not taped grandma

Oh yoyo, I knew that. I was just being strange. Or as Lexi said I am being a fart head.

I do that all the time when they say The show is live. It's kinda like "fire at Will" Who is Will and how do you know which one he is in the crowd?

CappieSux
08-28-2013, 05:29 PM
McPussy is such a misery.

KaraokeDiva
08-28-2013, 05:30 PM
LOL Macrae wears shorts cuz Amanda wears the pants.

Macrae says he's not offended by the zing, but he's offended by GM laughing.

Good zing on GM and her obsession with nick.

yoyo
08-28-2013, 05:30 PM
andy the floater

CappieSux
08-28-2013, 05:30 PM
You are a floater Andy! Or less of a floater and more a House Elf.

Mystycl
08-28-2013, 05:30 PM
oh em gee

yoyo
08-28-2013, 05:31 PM
omg tramp stamp

CappieSux
08-28-2013, 05:32 PM
Hmm with Zingbot, Veto comp/ceremony, and Bubbie left to go, are we going to have time for the "Recerse psychology" of getting GM put up and Amanda's delusions that it was going to work. In fact didn't Bubbie happen AFTER veto ceremony? But the getting GM is a big part of the story, and why GM has ended up being loyal to Elissa and why Amanda was so pissed.

Elizabeth
08-28-2013, 05:32 PM
Oh ... a baby zing!

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:33 PM
Boy some people are just downers. OMG, GM said baby zingbot said he sounds like Andy. :roflmao:

KaraokeDiva
08-28-2013, 05:33 PM
omg tramp stamp
That's not even a good tramp stamp. A good one looks like the whale tail of a thong..

19wingz
08-28-2013, 05:33 PM
OMG I love the zing to Andy.

The one to Aaryn was WEAK.

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:35 PM
Damn, GM had 51.

KaraokeDiva
08-28-2013, 05:35 PM
Well, we knew this had to have something to do with handling balls...

Elizabeth
08-28-2013, 05:35 PM
I don't want to see Amanda win this.

19wingz
08-28-2013, 05:35 PM
How in the world did Amanda win this athletic comp?!?!?

CappieSux
08-28-2013, 05:36 PM
Ergh this is painful!

And this is the second year in a row someone collapsed during a zingbot veto.

KaraokeDiva
08-28-2013, 05:36 PM
How in the world did Amanda win this athletic comp?!?!?

Because she went slower. It was a good strategy for this comp.

CappieSux
08-28-2013, 05:37 PM
This hurts :(

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:37 PM
Damn, GM came back and almost caught her.

Fuck you, Manbitch!

Elizabeth
08-28-2013, 05:37 PM
Man, the guys suck at comps.

CappieSux
08-28-2013, 05:38 PM
McCranda Army...aww she thinks she has fans...

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:38 PM
Did she say that? McRanda Army? Seriously. That would be her, McAss, and the two rats I killed on the way to work this morning.

CappieSux
08-28-2013, 05:39 PM
Did she say that? McRanda Army? Seriously. That would be her, McAss, and the two rats I killed on the way to work this morning.

You killed Andy!?!?

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:40 PM
You killed Andy!?!?

OMG, I laughed so loud I scared the shit out of Lexi. She jumped a mile. Then I showed her what your wrote and she and I both are laughing.

Guess I shouldn't say I killed rats.

yoyo
08-28-2013, 05:41 PM
judds a wuss he should have won that easily

Elizabeth
08-28-2013, 05:42 PM
judds a wuss he should have won that easily

but he "couldn't breathe straight" ... whatever that means. He's worthless.

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:42 PM
He had to see the medic because he got dehydrated. That can happen. They said after the comp that it was really, really hot. Some things you just can't help.

19wingz
08-28-2013, 05:42 PM
Ya, I can't blame Judd. Man, I didn't realize how close GM was.

And McRanda army? There are like 4 people in the army.

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:43 PM
No there are only two, wingz. I ran over the two rats on the way to work.

CappieSux
08-28-2013, 05:44 PM
I hope we get to see Amanda thinking she can control this shit and does the role "reverse psychology"...I hope we just don't see Amanda bullying and that's it. I want to see how Elissa totally has their number and isn't scared of them.

It will also explain why GM switches sides.

aztekpm
08-28-2013, 05:44 PM
They actually had a tarp over the back yard during the comp and they said it was insanely hot.

Elizabeth
08-28-2013, 05:45 PM
Poor Elissa -- I feel bad for her. She tried so hard to get rid of Amanda.

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:45 PM
Oh I like this. She did push your button, you dumb shit.

yoyo
08-28-2013, 05:45 PM
they better show amanda acting like a lunatic but they wont because of the threats her parents got

CappieSux
08-28-2013, 05:45 PM
Ahh good old Big Brother editing is going to make Amanda seem tough and we aren't even going to see how unstable she was when she didn't get her way. This is why it's sometimes pointless to watch the show.

Mystycl
08-28-2013, 05:46 PM
she is just as plastic!!! miss silicone breats!!!!! PFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:47 PM
Oh they are showing it. Oh I want to bitch slap that piece of shit so hard into the next state.

yoyo
08-28-2013, 05:47 PM
is this house any wheres near the fires

Elizabeth
08-28-2013, 05:48 PM
I think she is looking pretty horrible. What a bitch.

19wingz
08-28-2013, 05:48 PM
she is just as plastic!!! miss silicone breats!!!!! PFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT

This is what I don't understand??? Does she think we actually think her boobs are real?

KaraokeDiva
08-28-2013, 05:48 PM
Psycho bitch Amanda

Mystycl
08-28-2013, 05:48 PM
pot meet kettle!

Mystycl
08-28-2013, 05:48 PM
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

yoyo
08-28-2013, 05:49 PM
that btch needs mental help

Elizabeth
08-28-2013, 05:49 PM
GM called it -- "crazy bitch".

19wingz
08-28-2013, 05:49 PM
Even when she wins a comp, she's a bitch and a half.

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:49 PM
Thank God they showed aMANda being the bully, pathetic loser that she truly is. Whatever army she thought she had out there just went AWOL!

KaraokeDiva
08-28-2013, 05:50 PM
This is what I don't understand??? Does she think we actually think her boobs are real?

I think she has mentioned before that her boobs are fake...but she has put so much weight on in the house that they droop like natural boobies. You can't see the shape of the implant under that fat layer.

yoyo
08-28-2013, 05:51 PM
amanda will end up overseas somewhere doing porn in a 3 rd world country

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:51 PM
Hell that was only part of it. It would take them at least 5 shows to show her entire manic episode. It was like watching a train wreck that you know is going to happen but you can't look away. On top of that, she talked in that little granny voice. Seriously, we are like TK. We've never said we hated someone that we don't know on a television show, but we HATE her.

aztekpm
08-28-2013, 05:51 PM
LOL funny you should say that, I read that last night she would do anal porn for only 100,000!

yoyo
08-28-2013, 05:51 PM
she went on for hours

19wingz
08-28-2013, 05:52 PM
Oh shut up, Andy. You don't despise this. OMG I can't stand him.

yoyo
08-28-2013, 05:52 PM
andy asked amanda if she was ever fisted last night

CappieSux
08-28-2013, 05:52 PM
Andy really does lie to the DR? He despises this behavior, but did you see his smile when she told him the plan?

And I can't believe they aren't showing how hard they pushed for GM. It was great and interesting because it showed that Elissa had their number.

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:52 PM
Andy, you should be ashamed that you're even a floater or whatever you think you aren't.

yoyo
08-28-2013, 05:52 PM
not andy i mean spenser

CappieSux
08-28-2013, 05:53 PM
Andy's a fucking liar..

They really left off half of the interesting story of this week.

Wow Amanda's think was weak.

yoyo
08-28-2013, 05:53 PM
when andy fell in the pool they said dont worry he floats

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:54 PM
Oh please fuckface, you can't even think up your own lines. You had to use Rachel's? Pathetic much, asswipe?

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:54 PM
Sit down trash? Seriously. You lose, manbitch.

aztekpm
08-28-2013, 05:55 PM
What a cheap knock off bitch ... LOL I love that they didn't show all the crap that apparently Amanda and McCrae did, they thought America would love it.

Mystycl
08-28-2013, 05:55 PM
god i hope andy goes home!!!!!!!!

Mystycl
08-28-2013, 05:55 PM
good lord look at that messy house...

Elizabeth
08-28-2013, 05:56 PM
I really really really want Pandora's Box to appear with Rachel in it -- and I want her to take Amanda down -- I want to see her crying behind the trash can again.

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 05:56 PM
Off to watch Master Chef where there's another bitch in the kitchen that we can't stand.

19wingz
08-28-2013, 05:56 PM
Any has GOT to go. Please. The more I watch this show, the more I can't wait for the finale for a number of reasons. I cannot wait for them to find out what we really think about them.

aztekpm
08-28-2013, 05:56 PM
LOL Myst, Amanda finally took her meds properly and was feeling so good, they cleaned, showered, did laundry, cleaned their sheets, the whole nine yards!

CappieSux
08-28-2013, 05:57 PM
LOL Myst, Amanda finally took her meds properly and was feeling so good, they cleaned, showered, did laundry, cleaned their sheets, the whole nine yards!

They wore off by last night and she was back to crazy town.

I love how Andy lies to the DR. He's already said he's throwing HoH. Fucking Rat House Elf Pussy.

Mystycl
08-28-2013, 05:57 PM
I really really really want Pandora's Box to appear with Rachel in it -- and I want her to take Amanda down -- I want to see her crying behind the trash can again.

THIS!!!!!

please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aztekpm
08-28-2013, 05:57 PM
Oh thats what I read too, they were talking about previous seasons and Andy said that he hated season 9 cause there was no one to root for ... well welcome to our own particular hell Andy and you're one of the rat bastards we can't root for!

aztekpm
08-28-2013, 05:58 PM
They wore off by last night and she was back to crazy town.

I love how Andy lies to the DR. He's already said he's throwing HoH. Fucking Rat House Elf Pussy.

LOL I read she and Aaryn got into it, I think she might be on more than Adderall and Xanax !

Mystycl
08-28-2013, 06:01 PM
LOL Myst, Amanda finally took her meds properly and was feeling so good, they cleaned, showered, did laundry, cleaned their sheets, the whole nine yards!

she can feel good all she wants, still a bitch!!!! LOL

and i would hate to know i had to take a pill to not be a miserable person!!!

KaraokeDiva
08-28-2013, 06:04 PM
Off to watch Master Chef where there's another bitch in the kitchen that we can't stand.
Unless you were recording, you missed the first hour. I was gonna go there too...but noticed my dvr is smarter than me...

Elizabeth
08-28-2013, 06:06 PM
So ..... does Amanda think that her behavior makes us like her? Does she think "the McRanda Army" has lots of fans?

19wingz
08-28-2013, 06:15 PM
So ..... does Amanda think that her behavior makes us like her? Does she think "the McRanda Army" has lots of fans?

For this reason, I CAN'T wait until she leaves and sees the truth. Now THAT would be a show I buy live feeds for!

KaraokeDiva
08-28-2013, 06:15 PM
So ..... does Amanda think that her behavior makes us like her? Does she think "the McRanda Army" has lots of fans?I think Amanda is playing herself in the role of a female Howie doing the whole "busted blonde" rant that America loved because we HATED the nerd herd..

Little does she know that she is the nerd herd boiled down to one person and she ain't no Howie.

phillyherb
08-28-2013, 06:33 PM
Well cbs gave us what we asked for a longer summer if BB but the Zingggg is on us!

Aaryn you are so beautiful that everyone will want you at their party... a tar & feather party..Zinggggggggggg

Amanda you are such a loyal friend that your dog moved & left no forwarding address..Zinggggggg

Andy cbs needs you for a Christmas special....When an Elf goes rat Santa never takes him back..Zinggggggggg

McPizza Who needs Dominos to deliver when you have Amanda......Zinggggg

Elissa your jokes are so funny....NOT..Zinggg

GM Nick learned how to bust a move from you...he left no forwarding address..Zinggggg

Judd mmm mmmmm mmmmm mmm...what? ..Zingg

Spencer America sends a shout out....SHUT UP...Zinggggg



So I suck at the Zings!!

What ya gonna do Yaks?


Edited: I forgot to mention that Today is the 50th Anniversary of MLK's "I Have a Dream" speech
Still better than the Zingbot was this year. Good try.

Shiny Beige
08-28-2013, 06:46 PM
How in the world did Amanda win this athletic comp?!?!?
The same way she's going to win the Diamond Veto if somebody puts her on the block. :D

Shiny Beige
08-28-2013, 06:51 PM
is this house any wheres near the fires
no such luck. we'll have to wait for McBitch to burn it down.

grandmamichelf
08-28-2013, 07:46 PM
I think Amanda is playing herself in the role of a female Howie doing the whole "busted blonde" rant that America loved because we HATED the nerd herd..

Little does she know that she is the nerd herd boiled down to one person and she ain't no Howie.

I didn't love the "busted blonde" rat. I thought Howie was a prick. Couldn't stand him. Couldn't stand the nerd herd either. Hell, I had a difficult time figuring out who I could stand that season as well and finally settled on Janelle once Kaysar was evicted the 2nd time.

Tina
08-28-2013, 08:58 PM
WTF was Amanda wearing during the veto ceremony?? OMG she has zero sense of style. She calls Elissa trash in an outfit like that?? lol