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Old 04-27-2012, 09:50 AM   #21
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When a male honey bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and he dies. That's dedication right there.
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Old 04-27-2012, 12:43 PM   #22
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sounds fair though, doesn't it?
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Old 04-27-2012, 06:52 PM   #23
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totally!
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A kick in the testicles is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time.
I don't know about those numbers, but that shit hurts. A lot.
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In Monopoly, the character locked behind the bars is called Jake the Jailbird. Officer Edgar Mallory sent him to jail.
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WTF who knows that? Interesting.
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The largest earthworm on record was found in South Africa and measured 22 feet.
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wonder what size fish you will catch with that as bait!!
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Old 05-02-2012, 05:02 AM   #29
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something i wouldnt wanna see!!!! <shudder>
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The longest Monopoly game in history lasted 70 straight days.
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