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Old 12-29-2010, 04:12 PM   #1
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Default Woman WANTS to become World's Fattest Woman

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A WOMAN who hopes to become the fattest woman in the world is now 30,000 calories closer to her 453.5kg (1000lb) goal with a festive feast that could have fed dozens of people.

Donna Simpson, who weights 292kg, sat in a reinforced metal chair, chowed down on the world's biggest Christmas dinner as she ate for two straight hours.

The single mother-of-two, from New Jersey in the US, tucked into two 11kg (25lb) turkeys, two maple-glazed hams, 6.8kg (15lbs) of potatoes - 4.5kg (10lbs) roast, 2.3kg (5lbs) mashed, five loaves of bread, 2.3kg of herb stuffing, three litres of gravy, three litres of cranberry dressing and an astonishing 9kg (20lbs) of vegetables.

After polishing off her enormous main course, she still had room for dessert and ate a "salad" made of marshmallow, cream cheese, whipped cream and cookies.

Simpson's two children, Devin, 14, and Jacqueline, three, enjoyed a more modest feast.

The 157.5cm tall Simpson defended her meal, saying: "I eat as much as I want, whenever I want but at this time of year I really go all out.

"Christmas should give you carte blanche to do whatever you want."

Simpson, who insists she is healthy, told the Sunday Mirror newspaper in the UK: "People who feel guilty about eating are hilarious.'

She makes a living from being fat, getting paid to make public appearances and keeping a website where people can pay to watch her eat.

Already a Guinness world record holder for being the largest woman to ever give birth, Simpson hopes to gain 160kg (25 stone) more and officially become the fattest woman in the world.

She got the Guinness World Record as the world's fattest mother, when she gave birth in 2007 weighing 241kg (38 stone).

She needed a team of 30 medics to deliver her daughter Jacqueline during a high-risk Caesarean birth.

Simpson met Jacqueline's father Philippe on a dating site for plus-size people, even though he weighed only 63.5 kg (10 stone). He supported her 12,000-calorie a day diet and was a "belly man" who loved her enormous shape.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/lif...-1225976731223
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Old 12-29-2010, 05:23 PM   #2
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Okay, number one, she says she's healthy. BULLSHIT she's healthy. You don't have to be a stick thin rail to be healthy but with obesity comes a myriad of problems. Two, the fact that she wants to be that obese will drain social services as well because in all likelihood she'll be using a lot of community resources due to inevitable issues due to her obesity.
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Old 12-29-2010, 06:10 PM   #3
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I agree. She is totally healthy, as long as she isn't walking... Or her heart or knees will give out.

She should be able to do whatever she wants... As long as when something happens to her, a team of 30 medics show up to help. Medics that could have otherwise saved someone else.

Whatever. This kind of selfishness makes me sick. I feel sorry for her loved ones that get to watch her die quicker, all in the name of "laughs."
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That's part of what pisses me off, TK. It's all in the name of laughs and the media and society are encouraging this stupidity!!
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It's crazy plain and simple, she's going to die sooner than later, plain and simple.
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Old 12-29-2010, 07:19 PM   #6
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But she's healthy, Trina.
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Yup, she's doing it for publicity when in fact the right publicity and the right influence for her kids would be to get healthy again, to get to a healthy weight which again, doesn't have to be stick thin either. She's not thinking of her kids at all either, because if she were she'd realize what a horrible legacy she'll be leaving to them.

Add to that what TK said about the 30 medics who'd have to show up to help her, the drain on public resources for someone who willingly got themselves to that state by choice. There are other extremely morbidly obese people out there which, while they shouldn't be enabled, have issues in their live that predisposed them as well.
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Who the hell told her she was healthy? And really, people pay to watch her eat on a website? Who are these people? Sick and gross.
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Haha, I know Hevnlee. Who the hell pays to watch that?
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Haha, I know Hevnlee. Who the hell pays to watch that?
Yeah exactly that's been running through my mind!! I mean I like watching hoarders, etc., but who wants to watch someone eat themselves sick???
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