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Old 08-19-2012, 09:05 PM   #101
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Here some "titillation" facts for you:

Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.

So open wide and say aaahhhhhhh!

And... for Myst:

The sale of sex toys and vibrators is banned in Alabama and Mississippi.

Sorry Myst... But I am beginning to understand Danielle's problems a little better.
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Old 08-19-2012, 09:08 PM   #102
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um, thats not true. there are several "sex shops" around here. one is called pleasures and they have a drive thru
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Old 08-19-2012, 09:10 PM   #103
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I wonder if the wife will buy that first one because "if you don't do it I'll die" stopped working when I was 15.
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Old 08-19-2012, 09:14 PM   #104
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Old 08-19-2012, 09:14 PM   #105
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um, thats not true. there are several "sex shops" around here. one is called pleasures and they have a drive thru
I said it's illegal, that doesn't mean they enforce it LOL
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having a drive thru just kills me. everytime i ride by it i just crack up.
and it right in the middle of town too, dont even try and hide..
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Old 08-19-2012, 09:23 PM   #107
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And how many times have you stopped?
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She has a season pass.
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Is there like a menu to order from?
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It's just like Wendy's. A combo meal comes with a cock ring.
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