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Old 05-19-2011, 11:13 AM   #1
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So ok, that whole May 21'st end of the world thing.... LMAO

Someone explain this to me, cause I seriously don't get this. The guy says he figured out the date by the "numbers" in the bible. He did the math, and May 21st is the day. So... here are the numbers. Someone want to explain to me what the heck? (I was going to say what the hell, but I thought nawwww lolol)

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For example, he says, certain numbers repeat in the Bible along with particular themes. The number five means "atonement." Ten means "completeness." Seventeen is "heaven."

"Christ hung on the cross April 1, 33 A.D.," he says. "Now go to April 1 of 2011 A.D., and that's 1,978 years."

If you multiply that number by 365.2422 -- the number of days in the solar calendar -- it equals 722,449. And if you add 51 (the number of days between April 1 and May 21) to that number, it equals 722,500.

Multiply five by ten by 17 to equal 850, and multiply 850 by 850 and the result is the same: 722,500.

That’s just one example.
First, I thought 7 was completeness. Second, WTF? Why are you multiplying by 365.2422. Third, why are they going off 722,449? What is the significance of 1,978 years? Seriously. W.T.F.
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Old 05-19-2011, 11:20 AM   #2
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That's too far out there for me.
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WTF does 722,500 have to do with May 21, 2011? Or was I supposed to use the square root x pi to finish the math myself?
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So, ... are we all gonna meet back here on Saturday or just forget it?




Okay, I'll be here. But I will be royally pissed if I'm sitting here waiting for everybody while the world comes to an end.
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Does that mean I can stop paying my bills?
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