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Old 10-03-2014, 08:15 AM   #1
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Default Boo Season

This isn't regarding Halloween. This is regarding that nefarious season when everyone's "summer fling" really wasn't a fling, but really was the beginning of the infamous "Boo season." You know those cute little pictures start coming up with the first leaves that change, you can see that twinkle in their eyes. They start walking two-by-two down the street, hand in hand, arm in arm, laughing, giggling, as the foliage begins to change. That is where we are today.

I swear to the highest almighty mother fucker this side of the Mississippi: If I start seeing matching outfits, matching scarves, pumpkin-spice-lattes with their sig other: I will start my Single's Season. It's just awful. They get all these cuddles and great things to do with someone? And that's when you know were in the throes of boo season. When those Haunted House photos and pumpkin picking photos pop up.

Just remember you little bitches with newly engrossed in boo season:

Halloween comes up, and I get to reign terror that night.

What's worse! BOO SEASON BUTTRESSES ENGAGEMENT SEASON.

Why can't I celebrate that I'm single? Oh because that would mean I'm fabulous without someone to make me even greater?
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Old 10-03-2014, 11:37 AM   #2
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I need a mother fucking Xanax.

Literally walked down the street to lab practice, because what the fuck, YOLO. Fatty has to get exercise somehow. This god damn couple is just at Starbi's all cutely dressed at 11:30 AM on a Friday. Do you work? Like is this seriously a date at 11:30 AM? It's just literally jarring how good people look and I'm jaunting around town in underwear that's got holes in it and skidmarked.

Totally mother fucking lovable.

Bitches.

Take your boo season. I ain't got time for this shit.

And Yes, I am legitimately THAT crazy.
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Old 10-03-2014, 02:57 PM   #3
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You walked around Chicago in your shit skidded underwear today? Video or it didn't happen.
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Old 10-04-2014, 12:19 AM   #4
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That happens daily.

Also just watched a blow job happen at a bar and I took a video of it and snap chatted it.

So there goes that.
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Old 10-10-2014, 11:41 PM   #5
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Someone needs to put a breathalyzer on my phone.

Jesus. Christ.
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Oh my God. I want to know what crack I was on last night.

I cannot even describe the level of Freakshow that my text messages were.

Out of this world.
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Seriously, this making me laugh. What the hell? Boo Season? OMG. And I try to convince Alexis she is absolutely wonderful without some dumbass man thing trying to impress her with his stupidity. LOL!
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Nothing quite says Fuck off quite like your ex-boyfriend texting you while you're at work.

Needless to say, I'm working on the wine again.
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I mean, he says "I'm over you." And then just asked me, "Do you cum while getting fucked without touching your dick?"

Drinking heavily.
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