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Old 01-04-2020, 07:44 PM   #1
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Florida man wakes up to find burglar sucking his toes, deputies say

Posted: Jan 4, 2020 / 04:17 PM EST / Updated: Jan 4, 2020 / 07:31 PM EST
BRADENTON, Fla. (NEXSTAR) – A Florida man woke up on Christmas Eve to find a burglar sucking on his toes, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office.

When the Bradenton resident asked the stranger what he was doing in his house, the stranger said he “was there to suck toes,” according to an incident report obtained by the Bradenton Herald.

A fight broke out and during the struggle the suspect tried to grab the victim’s genitals and claimed to have a gun, the report says. Deputies said no weapon was found at the scene.

The victim eventually forced the other man out of the house, but deputies say the suspect smashed one of the home’s windows as well as the windshield of the resident’s car.

The Herald reports that investigators swabbed the victim’s toes for DNA and tried to track the suspect with a police dog, but the alleged toe-sucking burglar escaped.

Officers are continuing to investigate.


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I have no words..... ewwww for sure!
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Ummmmm... do you suppose he is related to our Ring doorbell licker out here? LOL
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Old 01-05-2020, 05:04 AM   #4
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LMAO bet they are cousins
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