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02-06-2010, 08:38 PM
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The Cat In The Hat On Aging
So my mom's straightening up in the kitchen and finds this paper she forgot she had, it's hilarious:
It's called "The Cat In The Hat On Aging" - I cannot see I cannot pee I cannot chew I cannot screw Oh, my God, what can I do? My memory shrinks My hearing stinks No sense of smell I look like hell My mood is bad -- can you tell? My body's drooping Have trouble pooping The Golden Years have come at last The Golden Years can kiss my ass!
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02-06-2010, 08:44 PM
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LMAO. I remember reading that before. It's great. I can't wait.. rotfl
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02-06-2010, 08:49 PM
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Mega Yakster
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I thought it was funny as hell, yeah!
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