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Old 02-06-2010, 08:38 PM   #1
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Default The Cat In The Hat On Aging

So my mom's straightening up in the kitchen and finds this paper she forgot she had, it's hilarious:

It's called "The Cat In The Hat On Aging" -

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad -- can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass!
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